After a painstakingly long search, I recently found someone new to clean my home. The last three people I had lined up all fell through the cracks. It just so happens that this person is a slim 5'10" 26-year old Polish blonde woman named Jolanda. I pride myself on being an equal opportunity employer where hiring is done blindly of race, sex and body type. Since Jolanda was hired over the phone, I am confident the federal authorities will let this one pass. Needless to say though, I wasn't upset when she arrived.
Since my search lasted so long, I was living the life of a bachelor in an apartment that hadn't been properly cleaned for months. I forgot how nice it is to have a clean, fresh-smelling home. It brightens your entire day. I've posted a photo here to illustrate. For those of you who haven't seen the new do, this photo serves a double purpose....look closely in the mirror.