The joys of a clean home...

Dsc_1323After a painstakingly long search, I recently found someone new to clean my home.  The last three people I had lined up all fell through the cracks.  It just so happens that this person is a slim 5'10" 26-year old Polish blonde woman named Jolanda.  I pride myself on being an equal opportunity employer where hiring is done blindly of race, sex and body type.  Since Jolanda was hired over the phone, I am confident the federal authorities will let this one pass.  Needless to say though, I wasn't upset when she arrived. 

Since my search lasted so long, I was living the life of a bachelor in an apartment that hadn't been properly cleaned for months.  I forgot how nice it is to have a clean, fresh-smelling home.  It brightens your entire day.  I've posted a photo here to illustrate.  For those of you who haven't seen the new do, this photo serves a double purpose....look closely in the mirror. 

By Josh Guttman