First wipeout of the year, first comparison to Derek Jeter

Walking to the subway this morning, I executed a nice wipeout crossing the street.  It was one of those slides where a save is not even worth considering.  By the time the thought would have crossed my mind, I was already making snow angels in the middle of the street.  The woman behind me extended a hand asking if I was okay.  I thought that was the extent of my embarassment.  Then, on the other side of the street, some guy rolled down his window and yelled out, “You look like Derek Jeter…Safe!!”  Thanks dude.  I’ll take a comparison to Jeter any day.